15 Things you will never hear me say!

Monday, October 14, 2013

 Things you will never hear me say...


Today I am doing 15 Random Things You'll NEVER hear me say.... EVER!! Basically, I am actually doing a things I hate post:-)

Things You'll NEVER hear me say....

1. Leopard print pleather pants looks great on old people.

2. Can't wait to get me the floral granny panties that's on sale this weekend.

3. That Kenny Rogers CD really rocks!

4. Tape worms are adorable.

5. Brown nail polish is really my colour.

6. Yay, I gained 5kg and can't fit into my jeans. Winning!

7. WWE wrestling is coming on in 30minutes. I never miss an episode. Ever!

8. I love it when the cashier ignores me and has a conversation with another cashier next to her. No worries, I could stand here all day!

9. Yay, I got another speeding fine. I love living on the edge.

10. I really enjoy seeing people's butt cracks. Who needs belts, Anyway?!

11. South African public transport is really safe and efficient.

12. Yes, truck driver whistle at me some more. You calling me like a dog really makes me want to go on a date with you.

13. Ooh I found hair in my food. It must be a good luck sign!

14. I love the smell of my burning hair in the morning when I'm ironing it.

15. I DO have time for this!

*DISCLAIMER: This is not a tagged post. It's random craziness from my head I made up. So no plagiarizing/ copy and pasting this post on your website, please and thank you:-)

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  1. Hee hee hee. Such a fun Monday post.

  2. Haha, Soooo funny, most of those things will never utter my mouth either.

    1. Hehe, I guess we have a few things in common:-)))

  3. lol, I'm guilty of Numbers 7 and 8!!!

    x Nats ~ coraltintedperceptions.blogspot.com

  4. Great list! Awww...I use to love Kenny Rogers. He can sing.

  5. It's exactly 15 things you will never hear me see either. Fantastic post. So funny! :D

  6. LOL!!!!!! This made me giggle like crazy! LOVE this post! xx

  7. Hahaha, this is brilliant, I loved reading this list, very very true! Thanks for your kind visit and sorry for the late reply - internet issues. Have a great day doll!

  8. Haha, loved this - familiar with so much of those. xoxo


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